Original Air Date: 02/17/2011
Director: Marcos Siega
Writers: Andrew Chambliss

Stefan tells Elena about a dark time in his history and the surprising person whose influence changed everything. After getting the truth out of Luka, Jonas makes his feelings clear to Bonnie and Jeremy. Trying to catch Elijah off-guard, Damon arranges a dinner party for him with Jenna, Alaric and Andie, but last-minute information throws Damon’s plan into chaos.

Featured Music

Foster The People – “Pumped Up Kicks”
Pet Lions – “When I Grow Old”
The XX – “Islands”
The National – “Lemonworld”
The Airborne Toxic Event - “Happiness Is Overrated”

Quotes

Damon: So let me guess–in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe, you need to find this witch burial ground.
Elijah: Because I feel that we’ve grown so close, Damon, I’ll tell you “yes.”

Andie: Whats that?
Damon: Dessert.
Alaric: Now get rid of him before Jenna comes back with dessert.

Damon: I get you out of here and your ass is sipping Klaus-free margaritas in some unknown island somewhere, no way.

Katherine: Hello Damon. Hey, do you have a robe?
Damon: How did you get out fo there?
Katherine: I knew that if I begged you to do not kill Elijah you’ll do excatly what you do. Need a little facts? The originals can compells the vampires, but, soon they dies, the compells are wears off…
Damon: And you knew that
Katherine: Yes, and I’m still here. I’m gonna help you. So, do you have a robe?

Jeremy: You did like it, right?
Bonnie: Yeah. I liked it.

Damon: There’s no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.

Stefan: Hunt. Pray. Kill. It was all I knew.

Elena: He described you as a monster.
Stefan: That’s what I was.

Elijah: I don’t really pursue younger women. It’s a joke, Ric. Lighten up.

Stefan: Are you actually gonna be careful for once?
Damon: Yes, I’ve become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.

Journal entry: I saw the vampire who killed me. I recognized him. It was Stefan Salvatore.

Elijah: If you so as much make a move to cross me, I’ll kill you and kill everyone in this house.

Stefan: Who wants to die next?

Elena: It sounds like you were a monster.
Stefan: I was.

Damon: You sound about jealous. Does he sound about jealous?
Andie: You kind of do.

Damon: You get anything out of Elijah?
Alaric: No, it was boring. Of course, Jenna thinks he’s charming.